Honest Dictionary

I have received this via e-mail :

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
 
 

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
 
 

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage
 
 

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
 
 

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
 
 

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
 
 

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
 
 

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage
 
 

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
 
 

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
 
 

CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
 
 

SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
 
 

OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
 
 

YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
 
 

ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do
 
 

COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together
 
 

EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
 
 

ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions
 
 

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead
 
 

DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
 
 

OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river
 
 

OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
 
 

PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY
 
 

MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
 
 

FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
 
 

CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught
 
 

BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
 
 

POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later
 
 

DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you by his billS

The life without trust..is not a life at all

During my own life I’ve met people or things have happened to me that aroused me deeply. some by positive way others not…by my normal character I love the love and goodness for everybody; but unfortunately it’s not the same(as I was thinking)from others. Maybe the wrong was from me ,maybe the wrong was from them. even I had arrived to a point that I lost the trust from nearly everybody..but life.. the very life decided to learn me that is wrong ,completely wrong..and said to me :I can’t be lived by this way!!!and time will show you that is wrong.
In fact It proved that to me very smartly .the ones whom I love were and will be always by my side forever- I believe- and this is completely different from I used to think.
Now I’m certain that the life without trusting people is not a life and the human who don’t trust people (who are in his place of trust) is not a human. how -the sky- can he live ????how can he speak???it is just the hell on the earth if we don’t cooperate with each other …in fact the history had shown us this very clearly; have you known a nation or a country or even a family in a simple small city could live without trusting each other??? Even the successful nations nowadays –let me call them by this- they wouldn’t arrive to this success without cooperating even the child with the older one...
The man without trusting himself first can’t trust others; that clearly had been shown to me by life.
All the messengers and the Prophets of God had told us to trust ,love cooperate with each other in order to make our message on the earth comes true to make our ancestors proud of us, to make our children just follow us in order to make this earth not to go astray and lose the way to the right life..
Every one of us can’t do anything important in his life without take the opinion of his family, friends and the ones whom he loves; he can’t even breathe without their love and support… so why just we love them and make them feel that we trust them so that we can live rightly in our short lives. so let’s live it correctly..
May god be by your side..

Have peace at the end

As I wrote in my own profile I wanna help people by everything I can do...but me only… I can't do anything... Without a help from people who have the same desire to save our precious planet...but in fact I've already had one from my dear friend (Sandybelle) she has the same desires of mine to begin a campaign of saving our planet and live in peace with each other no matter what is our thoughts or religion as we are humans and I hope more Iraqi bloggers should join us, in fact not only Iraqis but everyone from any place in the earth has the same intention.
As we know nowadays everyone has a problem to handle in his life and no one has time to handle problems of others, even he doesn't participate to handle them..I wonder what is the cause of this carelessness from people to help other people..Do they have a right in that? Is our new life in our new centuries makes us like this? This life which is full of wars and fights. Sometimes we don’t know why we fight each other maybe we had forgotten our message on our planet since the time of Adam .God had created us to built, revive and to fill our planet with love and peace. But with sorrow we had forgotten this message...We forgot it badly even we made a brand new one that is to have our needs even that on the others' needs...so that is our new message …
I wish to show this idea of mine:
The Human being as we know the most developed creature in the world, God has granted him everything he has. Started from his own body: his mind, his stability, his senses and finally the earth which he lived in and is living in it. From the beginning he began to invent and create things that facilitate his life in this god granted gift (earth). The first thing he invented after he had discovered the world surrounding him: weapons. the means that provides him protection from the dangerous creatures living with him and so on he invented Agriculture , simple industry and other things that were very important to the revolution of the development of the earth which is his message in it as I said .but with the increasing of the humans' numbers and the limited sources of food that was the cause of man’s looking for new lands to discover in order to have profits from their natural sources that he has in his own lands but his greed and cruelty - that he has already- made him invades the land of peaceful people and begins to use the weapons that he created by his own hand , via his own mind and which was their duty to save him from others(creatures not humans) to attack others(creatures and humans) and steals their peace and affability. So he killed people…millions of people in order to gain his own desires...he began to do things that are dangerous to our world we live in, started from the weapons he invented and the bombs made by his own hands :the nuclear ones and hydrogen ones ..Which destroy lands of people ,the future of them ,the other creatures which our duty to keep them safe and destroy himself too; his heart stoned, there is nothing above his desires, his profits even that was on his planet's future . He destroyed lands, forests, seas, oceans and maybe he’ll destroy the space too...sometimes I wish that there are another creatures in the universe who are more powerful, more intelligent, and more gentle and destroy the humans and begin a new life which rebuild the earth, save it and live in peace and love forever…but why do I wish so??? why don’t you & I begin to save the earth no matter what had happened to It but begin from the subzero step as they said...imagine how much people have been killed by the wars that the man had made?? Which was the main cause of it to provide his desires and to be the only source of food and other important things that people need in their ordinary life..This is at the end a natural Characteristic in him but instead of be gentle and kind as our God wants and as he created us to be; he Exploited them and even he lift them to hunger and Lacking. So just why don’t we help each other, everyone from his side to make the earth peaceful and beautiful again??(Maybe I’ve repeated the earth many times but that from my love to it)Why just we stop wars that their victims are children and women …why just we keep our earth clean and keep away the damaging materials from the seas and oceans which are the main cause of Extinction of large numbers of creatures in them???…why don’t we use other means of transportation instead of cars, use bicycles for instance and reduce the ratio of CO2 in the air that is the cause of the thermal imprisonment and that are very serious thing that we must get over?? …why don’t we help people in need and forget our own desires for a single moment and provide their needs???And by this maybe we’ll have peace at the end …
God bless us all.
Regards...
Violet